slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat

josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat

by yoongo January 29, 2023

Sneaky Seat

Sitting naked on an unsuspecting persons face.

Michaela talked Kyle into taking a sneaky seat on her while sleeping.

by 500ToothDinasar January 31, 2023

Take A Seat

To completely shatter a persons anger.
To Shut them down after a heated argument

Person 1: "What The fuck man, you think your tough fight me"

Person 2: "Haha, take a seat my nigga."

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Person 1: "I'll wreck you and ya who'll crew, you know that?"

Person 2: "Naw, Take a seat my mans, you doin too much."

by DJ-Yae June 17, 2011

seat cover

Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides.

He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.

by Mister Smarty Pants January 7, 2010

Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.

You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.

by @yung._.princee May 31, 2018

empty seats

Also known as Manchester City’s stadium

Man City’s stadium has lots of empty seats even on game day , money can’t buy fans .

by HO’H 😂❣️ March 30, 2020

2pac seat

Referring to the front passenger seat of a car, aka 'suicide seat'.

Of course you don't care if we crash--you've got an airbag, bitch, I'M in the 2pac seat!

by vitaminCCCC January 28, 2009