Scottish Bagpipe

When your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have sex with their lubricated armpit.

Me and Gina got wasted last Saturday and we went back to my place where I gave her a Scottish Bagpipe

by Streder May 23, 2008

scottish hammer

A 22nd century post sex act performed by grabbing the females ankles, whipping her around your head in a helicopter motion and slinging her as far as humanly possible, to ensure male offspring.

"We really wanted a boy, so we did the Scottish hammer."

by Rupert grint June 23, 2015

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

by Blutarch Mann November 23, 2013

scottish waltz

The noise you hear when your drinking through a straw and the liquid is gone.

Hey, I hear the Scottish waltz, where is the bar maid?

by Hummmvee March 23, 2007

Going Scottish

'Going British,' but this time, it's underwear optional.

Anyone who objects is obviously a bigot.

Going Scottish makes forgoing underwear an acceptable choice. For cultural reasons, of course.

by Midnight Z06 June 03, 2009

Scottish Rocks

Shit basketball team who billy singleton does not play for

They are shit

by Brenden October 12, 2003

Cunt (Scottish Definition)

Used widely in the Scottish dialect to replace the word "person", not necessarily always used in a derogatory manner. Also replaces words which end in "one", referring to another person.

Use of word Cunt (Scottish Definition):

Where's my lighter? Some cunt's got it!
Are you coming out tonight? Everycunt is going.
How many cunts liked your Facebook status?
Does anycunt know the time?
He's an alright cunt him.

by Scotland92 January 23, 2014