Shit-Faced Saturday

The term used at colleges for getting drunk on Saturdays.

thirsty thursday sober sunday
by natemancool July 16, 2009
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Saturday night coffee

Putting an adult beverage in a disposable coffee cup in order to conceal the beverage you wish to consume.
It's a 30 minute train ride to get there, I made us a couple Saturday night coffees to go.
by Lane Linden April 28, 2020
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saturday night live

A show that is commonly called "not funny anymore" by people who haven't seen a new episode in six years.
Saturday Night Live is just as funny now as it has ever been, just because you don't recognize the actors doesn't mean its not as good. If you actually WATCHED the new ones you'd know that.
by The Drafted's guitar player August 14, 2005
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saturday night bowler

A modification of the ever so popular shocker in which the performer inserts his or her index and middle fingers into the vagina and inserts their thumb into the anus.
When I told her we were going bowling this Saturday, her body quivered in the anticipation of the shocking experience she was about to have.
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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saturday night live

An awesome show with random hilarious skits. It was fuckin hilarious until the year 2000 rolled around. The writing sucks, and the comedians on the show suck. They seem to be too self-conscious to ac completely crazy and random, and the way they actually deliver the lines sucks too. Many awesome skits on that show have been made into movies, such as Night at the Roxbury,Waynes World, and some others I can't think of right now... Some really awesome comedians and actors have started on that show, such as John Belushi, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, Gilda Radner, Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Mike Meyers, Dana Carvey, David Spade, and Conan O'Brien, who was a writer and wasn't actually on the show.
I will never miss SNL, even though now it's extremely disappointing...
by waAGhA! March 16, 2005
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shit faced saturday

when you get shit faced...on a saturday
Last Saturday I was so shit faced, I pooped NEXT to the toilet instead of in it...shit faced saturday...CLASSIC!
by shkristy April 09, 2010
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Second Saturday of April

Julia: Wana hang this Saturday?
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
by Mikemannman April 06, 2021
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