When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?
Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.
Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.
Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
by Keanu 'Fucking' Urfasetoolonge July 24, 2010
Get the National Sarcasm Society (NSS)mug. ➡️Sarcasm font⬅️ is overused
by Pdx_sarcasm April 20, 2018
Get the ➡️sarcasm font⬅️mug. by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022
Get the can give sarcasm but cant take itmug. The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022
Get the QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjadmug. You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
Get the Sarcasmmug. The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
Get the captain sarcasmmug. "Apparently. if we win this championship we will come first! And we will come second if we lose"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"
by EmotionalKid June 9, 2018
Get the sarcasmmug.