When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?
Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.
Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.
Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
by Keanu 'Fucking' Urfasetoolonge July 24, 2010
➡️Sarcasm font⬅️ is overused
by Pdx_sarcasm April 20, 2018
by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022
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by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 03, 2022
Sarcasm is the native language of the country of Tumblr. It can also be used to ward off idiots, and is also a sign of intelligence.
Ex:
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."
by NationalSarcasmSociety December 29, 2016
Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".
Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*
by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016
The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.
Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.
by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024