spoon

A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.

c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders

by LittleGordo November 1, 2004

Spoon

The tool I use to kill relatives with.

I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!

by Br0k3n L1eZ August 14, 2008

spoonfed and bred

someone who is in sales that couldn't make a sale on their own if they tried. They require the expertise of a sales professional.

Dude , you're so spoonfed and bred you couldn't sell that car if someone handed you the deal!

by the dutchman 3 February 17, 2010

spoon fox

Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.

"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"

by montronica January 9, 2012

sadoon

When you say something you really shouldn't have when you are on a night out. Affecting your friends social life and ultimately your own.

Man, last night I think I might have sadooned a few times.
You really sadooned that one.
Not drinking tonight incase I sadoon again.
Because I pulled a sadoon last night I can no longer speak too...

by shitziadsays December 13, 2014

Spoonbomb

When you spoon in behind your lover, and he farts on you.

When he ate that cheese before bed, I knew a spoonbomb would be likely if we snuggled in the middle of the night.

by Botany Babe September 23, 2016

Saphonsified

Completed

Sufficiency has been saphonsified

by Fungirl12 July 3, 2017