Smuggling Parrots

A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.

Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."

by eMpTy January 12, 2013

active snuggling

Passionate cuddling between you and your partner that leads to "active snuggling" aka sex

"I'd like to get in bed with you and snuggle"
"Do you mean snuggling-snuggling, or active snuggling?"
"mmm active snuggling..."

*proceed to engage in foreplay and sexual activities*

by Vee24 April 10, 2011

Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.

Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"

by Incey July 29, 2007

strugglin

a gay ass word that only bitches use

potato is stugglin to get his dick out of brewskies ass, while he's geting taken by a tennis racket

by w February 2, 2005

smuggling yo-yo's

another name for a tampon

my girlfriend is smuggling yo-yo's

by delana brewer August 2, 2003

stugging

the act of being a stug in the mmo world of tanks; using a stug

jesus christ ice, why are you not stugging the balls off that tiger

by D.I.AM June 1, 2011

smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014