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bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs
"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary
by regal101 September 16, 2010
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blowing the steak

Properly used to define spending money, but suddenly it means a blow job.
"I heard that last night Kyle was blowing the steak.."
"Dude; he's a fag."
by def. not tori April 18, 2009
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Pump Steak

The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.
Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.
by Gonzo Punch May 3, 2009
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flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation
"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."
by sir sploogalot June 30, 2007
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Pink steak

When in reference to cunnilingus; a vagina that would be considered A+ in appearance, texture, color, aroma and moisture level. A true prize for the connoisseur of oral sex.
Joe ate Sally's pink steak.
by DITCH CREEK OUTFITTERS LLC September 30, 2016
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Good steak

When you’re at an awkward family gathering and trying to cover up a conversation about the dank weed you just smoked with your goons behind the shed with a wholesome family dinner meat of choice.
fuck, that was some good steak
by Dougtherug September 16, 2019
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Tinderloin steak

Not sexual but potential way future gold diggers begin their careers. The free dinner you get when going on Tinder dates and your date pays. Most often consumed by females.
"Hey what are you having for dinner tonight?"...."I'm going for some Tinderloin steak"
by jt.tj August 22, 2016
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