Steak and Chill

Verb; When someone promises you to do something and they don't do it, despite the fact they signed a legal document with the repercussion being that they must make you a steak dinner and give them head.

Dude, Ryan totally owes me a steak and chill session after fucking me over like that.

by blowmeplez June 15, 2016

flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation

"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."

by sir sploogalot June 30, 2007

blowing the steak

Properly used to define spending money, but suddenly it means a blow job.

"I heard that last night Kyle was blowing the steak.."
"Dude; he's a fag."

by def. not tori April 18, 2009

Peracion steak

A peracion steak, a term coined by Rainbow Six: Siege YouTuber MillerzMagic, is the term for when you cum on a steak and make a female eat said steak.

Millerz: Yo I made my ho eat a peracion steak
Tekashi69: That's fuckin nasty

by Skeetyeet October 9, 2018

Shit-steak

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.

"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."

by Fordtuff June 25, 2018

raunchy steak

a steak that looks and smells sketchy and tough (hence coming from a dead cow) but tastes great.

He had a really raunchy steak but everybody wanted a piece of his meat.

by apebutt June 19, 2011

Good steak

When you’re at an awkward family gathering and trying to cover up a conversation about the dank weed you just smoked with your goons behind the shed with a wholesome family dinner meat of choice.

“fuck, that was some good steak”

by Dougtherug September 16, 2019