spooge

Hot stuff, warm liquid, tesco's own

Grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered Haagan Dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some cunt

by grandadlee January 7, 2015

Spooge-a-looshis

Some what nasty, yet delicious, in a spoogie, looshie kind of way.

"What do you mean, you didn't swallow?" That shit is spooge-a-looshis.

by Disarray Dayjunay October 17, 2020

Spooge

Cum; nut; jizz; sperm; ejaculate; spunk; semen; seed

Chris: Git sniped fgt skrub
Danny: 2 bad i blew loads of spooge in ur m0m last night pleb

by SHUC August 16, 2021

Spooge

A simile for cum or the act of cumming or cum mixed with other bodily fluids

I'm gonna spooge on her face.. or she had spooge dripping out of her ass

by Pageman818 September 25, 2018

spoog

another word for jiz or cum

he left his spoog on me

by juxbros January 30, 2022

Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

Spooge-arama

A male orgasm that features a huge amount of spooge, bigger than a spooge souffle but smaller than a spooge-cano.

"Me and the boys were jacking it and we all synchronised causing a Spooge-arama, it was crazy bro you should come to the next one"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019