secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.

Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!

by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012

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dad soda

Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.

Ay, slip be another dad soda.

by FathersDay July 21, 2015

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Boneless Soda

Just like boneless pizza, it’s a soda with no bones in it.

“Hey dude you want a boneless soda?”

by Bepislover293 February 14, 2019

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can of soda

Can of soda is a sex posi- no I'm not gonna do that anyway a can of soda is a metal container normally in the shape of a cylinder with curves at the top and bottom and the top of the cylinder there is a piece of metal with holes in it called a tab that's use is for you to push it to get the flavoured carbonated water inside the cylinder also the cylinder can come in tons of different shapes and colours but drinking tons of cans of soda normally is not good for you and can cause tooth decay because normal sodas have tons of sugars and terrible stuff for you body besides tooth decay but if you don't drink a lot a can of soda is a great treat!

I have cheat days in my diet so I drank a can of soda.

by I'm stupid July 9, 2022

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Soda Gremlin

A type of girl usually only encountered online and not in the real world they can be found in many game lobbies or even more readily found actively involved in games with extensive customization such as Gaia online, IMVU, and Second Life or in rare circumstances in their habitat made of soda cans and SIMS memorabilia. Somehow they have shirked the need for pure water entirely exchanging it for their beverage of choice causing them to audibly burp at passers by. Sometimes viewed by other as attractive though this seems to confuse even a Soda Gremlin if told this.

1."Man im way too much of a Soda Gremlin i went through two twelve packs of coke in a day somehow."
2."Hey man what's u.. *massive burp* Jesus ya Soda Gremlin"
3."You can't see your monitor because of the cans you Soda Gremlin"

by CrimCramms August 23, 2023

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