doodoo smeared

Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.
Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!
by hentaidoujin February 27, 2021
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Smears McGee

A term used when a person “smears” a lot, to the point of absurdity, to learn what a smear is, check the definition on smear by this same author
Man1: look at Smears McGee over there
Man2: oh yea, I can tell he’s a smear by the smell
by AverageCanadian7567 August 17, 2023
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Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
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Smeared Whitney

A mid or below white girl
Did you see Tyron's new girl stacy? She's below mid. She's a smeared whitney.
by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP July 29, 2022
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fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017
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Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.
Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.
by E-man June 21, 2016
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Republican Pap Smear

A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.
“Don’t let that guy anywhere near your drink. He’s definitely a Republican Pap Smear.”
by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 18, 2019
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