by Pebbinghouse March 9, 2021
Get the Cold Smeared Facemug. When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.
by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022
Get the Ecuadorian Pat Smearmug. This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.
by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019
Get the nipple smearmug. 
A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”
by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018
Get the Smearing Cookiesmug. Dude! I tried to tea bag this bitch I just fucked, but Fiona turned around and clear smeared my face instead.
by Seda18 January 17, 2019
Get the clear smearmug. girl : " last night I met this super hot dude and when I got home I had a major puddin smear."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."
by osirus mutha July 10, 2010
Get the puddin smearmug.