Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
by Tra Trone January 6, 2013
Get the Slapping the Slothmug. by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005
Get the turkey slappedmug. by Slap'n Cap'n October 5, 2016
Get the Slap Stainmug. Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.
by Kc_canine February 24, 2009
Get the chimp slapmug. by DireWolf222 July 10, 2014
Get the Imp slapmug. by ~Fester December 20, 2008
Get the Camel Slapmug. by goodaaron March 19, 2003
Get the cock slapmug.