Simi Valley Rap

The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre

Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap

by hubsta May 24, 2022

numerically similar

when numbers can not be proven the same AND can not be proven different.

*Joe is 51, Nick is 12 and Ryan is 83. - Joe, Nick and Ryan are numerically similar in age.
*Ann jogged 4 miles, Maureen biked 12 miles and Elsa swam 33.3 laps. - Lisa, Maureen and Elsa all have numerically similar distances traveled.

*Christine ate 6 pounds of dark chocolate - Joe, Nick, Ryan, Ann, Maureen, Elsa and Christine are all numerically similar in height.

by statistican funny business September 11, 2016

Simei

A name you give to someone, who has a big ass and is very loud. Also have great tits. Usually very good at having sex. Normally very kinky, but don't use them or fuck them over because they'll wip your ass.

Guy1: Wow her ass is dreamy! But omfg her laugh blew the roof off!
Guy2: Wow she speaks loud doesn't she? She must be a Simei!

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

Siming

the action of talking between a girl and a boy

girl 1 "Are you guys dating?"

girl 2 "Not yet, we're Siming."

by feetfetish69jakepaul November 27, 2017

similarily

similar to similar

aeroplaines fly, similarily, so do helicopters

by Terry Latic June 27, 2008

SIMCI

Stupid IMC Instructors (SEE St. Francis University)

what a SIMCI

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

Simi

Is A GUY that has more hair than most mixed race people.
Usually calm but can yab like anything
( See ioannis )

Tommy are you pacified now

'Ioannis how come you don't have hair like that Simi'
'LADI YOUR LIFFFEE. SIMI FINISHED YOU'

by SIMI.A August 17, 2018