sheep shagging bastard

Scottish slang - Aberdeen Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep.

see Jimmy, he's a fuckin sheep shagging bastard.

by the non don May 2, 2008

Sheep Shagger

An insult hurled at new zealanders, by australians mostly. it is a reference to the sheep prominence in new zealand- ten sheep to every person. sheep cant breed that fast on their own, so the "sheep shaggers" help

Kiwi: we fucked you aussie's up in the rugby union!!

Aussie: go fuck a sheep, ya sheep shagger.

Kiwi: leave my mutton out of this...

by Albert Aussie September 21, 2005

Sheep Away

When somebody changes their status on msn to "away" even though it is obvious that they are still there. Indications include changing of display name, personal message, or display picture. Sometimes they refuse to talk to people and pretend that they are "away".

Person1: hey man whats up?
Person1: dude u there?
Person2: *changes display name*
Person1: hey, quit playing sheep away and talk to me like a man!

Guy1: "Hey, did you talk to your girlfriend last night on msn about the party?"
Guy2: "I tried to talk to her but she was playing Sheep Away."
Guy1: "Tight for her!"

by subatomicpotato May 30, 2009

sheepdog high

The stage of an "under-the-influence" experience where one wanders in aimless circles for any given period of time, particularly around an object such as a couch or a table. This sort of perpetual, stoned circling looks much like a sheepdog's constant walk around a herd of animals. One who is affected by a sheepdog high is often too lost in thought (or dopamine) to notice their behavior, and therefore it continues until someone points out how weird they look or until the individual realizes it on their own.

"Greg was totally sheepdog high last night; he wandered around the coffee table for, like, twenty minutes before Steve asked him what the fuck he was doing."

"I got wayyy too baked last night, I kept sheepdoggin' around the living room for no reason."

by jadopotato November 4, 2009

Sheep's heed

Scottish term for folk with sheep like head features.

Tom: Is Robander in the office yet?

Shaun: Nah man, Sheep's heed is late again!!!

by Suedehead85 August 4, 2010

sheep shagging milk bottle

Someone from wales with a milk bottle tan

Jack Carden is such a sheep shagging milk bottle

by thesheepshaggingmilkbottle July 27, 2011

Schlepcrash

The art of failing miserably, after dominating without contest, losing any and all dominance once held over any competitors.

ESD schlepcrashed only 1 day after this years all star break, coming back down to earth where they rightly belong.

by abnerville August 30, 2013