sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

Sharpie Sauce

Sharpie Sauce:
Another name for the ink inside the sharpie

Michael: I’m gonna drink the sharpie Sauce!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!

by richislit September 14, 2019

Shartisinal

A shart that is of the finest quality - both humiliating and possessing a genius reserved for the luckiest and most skilled practitioners.

OMG!! That was shartisinal!!! Both sides of the yoga pants in a pattern that looks a butterfly - hold on, let me get a pic...

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Sharticus

“Sharticus” is used to describe someone who sharts frequently.

Jeff: *sharts* Jerry: Jeff is such a sharticus

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

Shartner

A person you hold hands with while you both shart yourselves.

Pete: Want to be my shartner, Dennis?

Dennis: It would be an honor, homeslice!

by PistolPedro March 11, 2021

Shariece

powerful, elusive, uncontrollably sexy; (see also): GODDESS

2 : soft-spoken and gives very little away—but trusting her feels natural; big heart.

3 : can seduce an entire room with a look and leaves a trail of lovelorn men in her wake.
Person A: "You know that girl you hope is lying next to you when you wake up in the morning, every morning?"

Person B: "Absolutely."

Person A: "THAT'S a Shariece."

That’s Shariece

by Shiesty_Keeks February 18, 2022

shariel

Shariel is the most beautiful person you’ll ever come across. She is understanding, sweet and kind, she is trustworthy and loyal. You will find yourself feeling the most vulnerable around her because she has such a warm and comforting personality and aura. Her eyes are beautiful and wide like a deer caught in headlights, they’re probably the first thing that you’ll notice about her.

Kendall : “Dude have you seen Shariel today she’s looks so pretty”
Aaron : “yeah man she’s so cute”

by cuntfacedfuck March 4, 2022