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i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.
I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.
by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015
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shoulder lean

to lean to the side and be a thug, and make money. YEAH
to stand on the corner of your hood with a duece of Malt liquor and your collar popped trying to make money and relax by leaning your shoulder. I was sittin on da corner of Third and Murry wit my Shoulder leaned!YEAH
by Cooter Brown May 6, 2006
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Shoulder Bury

A mandatory manoeuvre for any guy not willing to run the risk of his girlfriend ending the relationship after witnessing his 'jizz-face' in the missionary position. Timing and execution is everything.

At the point of no return, quickly bury your face in to the right shoulder of your woman and, for the love of god, do NOT resurface until you're 100% sure you've regained full control of your facial muscles. To ensure you get the full 'clamped on' effect, therefore completely eliminating all chance of her wrestling your head free and witnessing your best Stephen Hawking impression, it may be desirable to hook your left arm carefully but firmly around the back of her neck while securing her left leg around your midsection tightly with the right arm.
Example 1:

Guy A: "My girlfriend loves when I crack out the shoulder bury because she thinks I'm trying to make an already seriously sensuous moment even more intimate."
Guy B: "WIN!"
Guy A: "Yes. But little does she know I'm simply ashamed of my jizz-face."

Example 2:

Guy A: "Is demonstrating the shoulder bury on my male friend, in someone else's house, on their bed, in front of some people I've only just met, okay?"

Guy B: "Not really."

Guy A: "Well, I did. And all those men present that were previously unaware of the technique WILL thank me one day."
by JosephLL July 2, 2011
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shoulder pat

A physical representation of the friend zone. If the person, male or female, does this to you, you no longer have any chance, a final nail in the coffin.
-"hey man did you ever get a date with Katie? "
-"Nah bro, she gave me the shoulder pat. "
-"It's happened to the best of us buddy."
by Josh Brolin July 14, 2015
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could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.
"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."
by yes juanito yes December 20, 2017
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shoulda woulda coulda

having an opportunity and not taking it, thus regretting it later; usually used when someone is saying to the person who missed the opportunity.
Tom," man, I should have bought that car!"
Jerry," shoulda woulda coulda, but didn't."
by skyebrenna January 18, 2012
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We should

1.) A statement expressing wishes to attend some sort of activity (i.e. We should all go to the movies sometime), but at the same time expressing no plans to actually organize such an event.

2.) Such a remark made as an insinuation that the person on the receiving end should plan said event.
"Adam said that we should go to the mall and hang out sometime."

"Really? When did he say to go?"

"He didn't, it was only a we should."
by Marshall Banana May 6, 2006
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