shanker

a fat, short, meaty little penis, usualy weilded by obese children.

look at that fat kid's shanker, its so short and fat!

that girl doesnt like me because i have a shanker.

by sausage robino December 12, 2008

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

scanner monkey

1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.
2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.
3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT

1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.

2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.

by RJ B January 12, 2004

Skanker Bay

school located in Chesterfield Michigan where boys act like they don't "skank" around with all the "skanks" because let's be real none of the boys there can do any better; school with a proven 99.9% fuckboy population

"Omg that guy is so hot"
"Omg no Brittany he's a fuckboy"
"Oh he must go to Skanker Bay"

by fuckpeopleabc123 June 13, 2017

Skanker

a complete hoe. . .but you still love her anyway

Nicole Marie and Morgan Leigh are such skankers but they are both still amazing!!!

by CuTie November 3, 2004

skanker

Someone who plays ice hockey with the team Skankers HC, often in combination with listening to music

I heard that two new skankers signed up for the team this afternoon.

by Böpart November 21, 2013

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012