russian shithouse

A cold, barren, unattrative, and poorly equipped facility.

This club sucks, it's as dull as a russian shithouse.

by Boris Badonov May 08, 2011

Fallen to the russians

When a lady has her special time during a monthly cycle, when the red tide comes in

e.g "Hows your missus dan?"
"im keeping well clear mate shes fallen to the russians"
- When the reds come to town

by Amanda bowditch July 21, 2008

russian icebox

Take two shots of russian vodka and 2 ice cubes. The man drinks 1 shot and puts the 2 ice cubes and other shot of vodka in the woman's vagina. Then proceeds to have sex with her.

Hey charles did you get laid from that girl last night?

Yeah that bitch was wild! She let me do the Russian icebox and everything!

by coitus March 16, 2015

russian dew

mountain dew and vodka, now served in bars and nightclubs all over America; just ask.

hit me with a russian dew

by the rich boy September 05, 2004

Russian Pitbull

A Russian pit bull is when you get rammed in the butt causing vodka as lube while yelling Putin as you get a tattoo of a communist sickle on your left testicle.

After using vodka and getting a tattoo He gets the Russian Pitbull.

by Héctor Rodríguez VI March 05, 2017

russian cucumber

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.

"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"

by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

russian vasectomy

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014