doughnut runner

A person who partakes in the violent act of pounding someone in the asshole.

After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut runner, took home the first skank to say yes and ran her doughnut until her blood started acting as lubricant.

by Mulatto Jmo March 16, 2008

kite runner

1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence

1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"

by Lucitanas August 9, 2007

Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.

by yipplezz October 23, 2010

Rum Runners

Small fishing hole located in ghetto Fairborn, Ohio. Lots of mudfish, swamp donkeys, and turtle pork hangout there.

We were just riding around.. ended up at Rum Runners. The next day i have herpes and my wallet is missing. Pretty sure i fought a Baron or two also..

by Drunkjacob January 3, 2010

Wave Runner

v. The act of thrusting one's face between a standing woman's legs in the vicinity of her vagina, and flapping one's lips while shaking the head side to side and making a "brrr" sound.

Did you see that short guy macking on the volleyball player? He wasn't up to the motorboat and went straight for the wave runner.

by The Wooll September 10, 2010

front runner

a runner, usually a distance runner, who runs at the front of the pack and pushes the pace.

Steve Prefontaine was a front runner.

by Seany Boii March 5, 2007

Kite Runner

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr

1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef

by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008