runed finger

when one plays so much runescape that their pointer finger twitches without warning.

friend:"billy, why the hell does your finger keep twitching?"
Billy:"because i have runed finger, I stayed up all night getting my fletching to 69"

by hunter lawing October 22, 2007

bathroom runners

People who run to the bathroom at a stip club minutes before strippers come out for the feature dance. This is done so customers can avoid having to turn down stippers for the lap dance.

The DJ announced that after the next song they were going to have the feature dance for 45 dollars. I saw about 4 bathroom runners. Those stippers are aggressive and they get an attitude when you say you don't want a dance from them. I can understand why this place has so many bathroom runners .

by Crammy January 6, 2008

runner-up

The person or competitor who fails to come first but instead comes second. This person or competitor is also the the first person to lose to the winner. This person or competitor is the person or competitor who is made fun of only slightly less than the person or competitor who comes in last. This person or competitor is not as good at life than the person in first place, the winner.

"Don't worry Stephen, we'll still love you even if you're the runner-up in the poster competition"

Girl one: "Oooh, who's that guy?" Girl two: "Oh, he is the runner-up..." Girl one: "Ew, he's so dirty" Girl two: "But that guy, he is the winner" Girl one: "Ohh la laaa"

by Poster Winner September 16, 2010

Homestar Runner

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar

Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!

by Steven March 2, 2004

runner

a person who operates a dial-a-dope operation making deliveries to drug users in his car after recieving phone calls arranging a meeting spot from them

did you hear about joe? he's a runner now

by annnnonyoussssss April 10, 2009

runner's block

a lack of will or reason to run. Often lasts weeks. Comparable to writer's block.

I only ran 2 miles tonight because I just can't get past my runner's block

by Runner of the People November 2, 2009

runners cough

the thick, dry cough you get when you talk loud or try to laugh, and you can't stop. this happens usually after running for a long and hard time. this usually happens to track or cross country runners.

"hey bill, how'd your race go?"
"IT WENT GRE- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!"
"Oh no you have runners cough. haha!"
"HA H- *cough* *cough*

by Chole Flemmington May 25, 2010