why is the rum gone?

1) A question used when one wants to know why the rum has gone
2) A very funny line used by Johnny Depp in the most recent pirates of the carribean when he plays Jack Sparrow.

Johnny Depp says "why is the rum gone?" then falls over.

why is the rum gone? by Roisin Siobhan July 25, 2006

Bundy Rum 

God's elixir, the true meaning of life, a representation of everything right in the world.

Guaranteed to get you fucked up in half an hour or your money back.

9/10 hospital emergency departments recommend for an overnight stay.

Person 1: Johnno got pretty smashed last night on the ol' domestic violence in a bottle
Person 2: yeah nah righto what happened to him?
Person 1: Got his stomach pumped at Emergency aye.
Person 2: Bloody hell the Bundy Rum probably tanned the inside of him aye.

Bundy Rum by You've been chopped. August 15, 2021

red rum

Murder spelled backwards.

Red Rum is what was wrote in the wall in blood at the murder scene

red rum by ac January 31, 2004

Too Much Rum 

Too Much Rum is a state of mind.
When one has had so much to drink that they are claiming they could drink forever and that there is no such thing as too much rum.
The phrase plays on the popularity of rum because of rum's sweet flavour as well as it's feature in Pirates of the Caribbean.
This phrase is especially useful by pirates.

Guy 1: Woah how much have you had to drink?
Guy 2: Not enough.
Guy 1: Seriously you've had too much.
Guy 2: There's no such thing as too much rum!

Too Much Rum by Captain Sharna Whorely November 7, 2006

captain morgans rum 

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.

once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.

captain morgans rum by sarahandkaitlyn August 19, 2008

golden rum 

Slang term for piss on the seat of a toilet.

I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...

MY WIFE: That was fast!

ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.

golden rum by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006

cum rum

AKA "dick liquor". Cumpire slang. Cum (sperm) from an intoxicated man and/or alcoholic man.

Lyla is an alcoholic cumpire who loves to suck and swallow the alcoholic man's cum rum!

cum rum by Lyla The Cumpire July 14, 2006