rotorcraft

A rotorcraft in flight is a working demonstration of all the basic physical laws of the universe in action. Bernoulli's principle, Newton's first three laws of motion, the whole lot!

There's much more to rotorcraft flight than "beating the air into submission."

by bohartzgrandson January 1, 2019

Superman Returns

Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.

Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.

1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 11, 2008

rotary hoe

1) A mechanical device used for farming.
2) A name for promiscuous female, who goes about having sexual intercourse with anyone and everyone possible. A slut.

1) Farmer Brown has bought a brand new rotary hoe.
2) Sally is such a rotary hoe. She had sex with eight guys in two days.

by hellochicken November 11, 2006

rotary chicken

the ebonics term for rotisserie chicken, usually spoken at a fast food restaraunt

(At a drive thru)Drive thru: Can Inhelp you?Customer: Can I have a 1/2 chicken with corn bread?
Drive thru: yo, you want fried chicken or rotary chicken?

by Jason373 May 18, 2009

Rotund

A term generally used to describe a male or female of great obesity. Persons who are described by this term often seen to eat a lot of shit and don't give a fuck about what others think about the size of their fat asses.

Guy 1: "Hey look it's Billy with a smoking hot blonde!!"
Guy 2: "How the fuck does that Rotund asshole get so lucky! The fat fuck!"

by Bleeped June 24, 2017

rotary

An circular intersection, known in other parts of the world as a roundabout or traffic circle. By far the best form of intersection, as traffic is seldom required to stop, however the advantages of rotaries are often negated by drivers who are too stupid to properly navigate them.

There are a few rules to rotaries.
#1. Traffic already inside the rotary has right of way.
#2. The outside lane is for taking the first or second exits only. You may not go all the way around the rotary in the outside lane.
#3. The inside lane may be used for going beyond the first two exits.
#4. Once inside the rotary, do not stop. Rotaries are designed so that traffic inside the rotary does not have to stop, if you stop, drivers behind you will not be expecting it, causing the risk of a rear-end collision. If you cannot get to your exit, simply drive around the rotary again.

Ever since they installed that new rotary, traffic has moved much more smoothly.
or
Some dumbass in an SUV talking on a cell nearly sideswiped me when he/she couldn't stay in his/her own lane in the rotary!

by melinuxfool April 27, 2008

Beto O'Rourke

Texas congressman with a Kennedy & Obama-esque charisma who barely lost the senate seat to Lyin' Ted Cruz and will wipe the floors with Dump if he decides to run for POTUS in 2020.

Beto O'Rourke is the future and will leave Donald Trump in tears when he comes to terms with his inevitable defeat.

by Soul_Driver January 7, 2019