ratchet oven

When you smell check a girl and lift the blanket like a dutch oven and her vagina smells ratchet. The smell smacks you in the face like a dutch oven fart. Thats a "ratchet oven".

Smell check, then lift the blankets and smack in your face like a dutch oven...
"Yo B... Get your dirty ratchet vagina out of my bed!"

Example- (conversation between friends)
Boy- "Yea one time i messed with this stripper chic, i did the smell check. I got all comfy under my covers and woosh it hit me in the face smelling like shit box"
Girl- "ewe, now thats what you call a ratchet oven"
Boy- "LMAO, Damn right, I told that nasty b*tch to get her dirty self out of my bed"
Girl- "Dont let that happen again"

by S.Dot Sweets July 10, 2012

dry retch

When you try to vomit but there's nothing in your stomach, and hence you aren't able to vomit anything up.

I had a dry retch this morning. It was awful, I couldn't sick anything up!

by SteelRattus September 19, 2009

she ratchet

A girl that doesn't know how to stay out of nobody's business and all up in peoples girl

Why is she always up in space? She ratchet

by Tae Tae November 22, 2017

Ratchet Animal

A non flying bird thing. it talks like a parrot but it can only say RAAATCHET. Similiar to an "Hellen Keller" parrot, but only at the end of the movie when she said wa wa

deformed baby parrot, talking penguin, ratchet animal

by intelligentguy89 January 1, 2012

Ratchet Bag

a Hoe or Loose woman's bag to carry miscellaneous items to make tight situations easier to get out of.

"Shit! My wife is at the front door, hide!"
Ratchet says"Fu*k That!" and
Proceeds to pull parachute from ratchet bag and escapes out the window.

by leathercakes October 27, 2011

ratchet hoe

cardi b

“cardi or nicki?”
“nicki, of course, why would i like that ratchet hoe.”

by expoxsed October 9, 2018

Ratchet

a tasteless, classless individual (most often a female) who does vile and off color things on a frequent basis while still maintaining diva status in her own mind.

Context: In the workplace-

Girl One: "I was waxing my butthole."
Girl Two: "Damn! Didn't that burn?"
Supervisor: "Ya'll are ratchet! Get back to work!"

by WorkConductPolice February 5, 2013