Cheese Rolling

The act of developing software whereby everyone flings themselves collectively and dangerously down a hill at breakneck speed in pursuit of a common, unattainable goal with dubious value.

Dave: Yes, but if we create a single factory that returns an abstraction of those functions then we can replace their use with a simple, single call. It'll only take me a few weeks to implement and rewrite all the unit tests to use it.
Bob: Yeah that sounds amazing! Nice and clean.
Susan: We are cheese rolling here.

by stupidgeeks April 19, 2017

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rolls canardly

A fancy-sounding yet affectionate name for a car that is even less functional than a hoopty. A car might be called this because "it rolls down one hill, and canardly get up the next".

Exact origin unknown, but it is a pun on Rolls Royce, a particular expensive make of motor vehicle, and "Canardly", I believe a make of small passenger aircraft.

Dude, your Yugo beats the hell outta my Rolls Canardly.

by ke6isf November 07, 2004

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soggy roll

Moist vagina

I could tell by the way she was watching me dance, she had a soggy roll.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 04, 2014

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Roll of Wallpaper

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

by blurtworth January 07, 2011

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Baby Roll

the act of celebrating after a physical or moral victory by acting as if one picks up a baby and gently cradles it in one's arms.

Tom: "I proceeded to look up at the jumbo tron at the basketball game after we lost..."

Heather: "Ya, what happened?"

Tom: "Garrett was on there baby rolling the shit out the entire arena!"

Heather: "That's nut balls!"

by Godweezy March 03, 2010

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