road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips
by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.
by wamboozled October 9, 2014

scariest place to be alone in scunthorpe . ghetto and full of crime . natural habitat of drug dealing , greasy takeaways , spooky foreigners and chavs . syringes and needles at every lamp post . diverse in the sense of different choices of alcohol at every corner shop . enter at your own risk .
by Paki September 3, 2022

When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019

A place where a bunch of bad mother fuckers party hard and fuck shit up. You don't EVER fuck with a B-roader.
by Pothole09 January 1, 2014

Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.
Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
by babyudon December 22, 2020

by Cliffs October 16, 2017
