Cuntasaurus Rex

When a woman's vagina is so big and loose from fucking people a lot that it could almost eat someone.

Damn dude! I was gonna fuck her and I was like, "Woah! Cuntasaurus Rex get the hell away from me"

by The Sheep September 8, 2004

Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases

Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."

by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009

dumpasaurus rex

a tremendous dump, so large that it literally roars forth from your asshole and fills the entire bowl.

Get the fuck out of my way Charlie, I have to take a dumpasaurus rex!

by teabagg bandit May 14, 2005

Swervasaurus Rex

1. When one is intoxicated to the point that they begin staggering and swerving from side to side imitating sounds they believe might have come from a dinosaur.

2. When a man get so much pussy that he can be likened to a predatory dinosaur on the hunt for cunt.

- My Bro was so wasted last night that he turned into a Swervasaurus Rex.

Q: Jake has slept with a different chick like every night this week hasn't he?
A: Yeah man, he is a total Swervasaurus Rex!

by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

Clitorisaurus Rex

A clitoris (female).
Particularly one that is active and on the hunt for her next meal.

"That is one nasty clitorisaurus rex!"

by AndyisGandhi June 30, 2008

Douchesaurus Rex

One who seems to go out of their way to be an extreme douchebag and doesn't realize it.

Dressed in his Dickies cap and Wal-Mart faux camo pants, Piechocinski was a serious Douchesaurus Rex.

by Mick Smiley October 22, 2004

Lameosaurus Rex

When someone acts extremely lame. Where someone is really lame and it's sillier than a regular dinosaur on their silliest behaviour, resembling a "T-Rex".

Dude bro, you're so lameosaurus rex... that joke wasn't even funny.

by JPizza January 19, 2008