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your retarded

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.
Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009
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Retarted

Guy 1: Don't worry, I'm not retarted!

Guy 2: *facepalm*
by Luau99 December 27, 2010
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retarted

adj. re-TART-ed

The politically correct form of the word retarded.

While retarded came to take on a street meaning akin to "idiotic" or "stupid" the word still had medical meaning used for describing people with clinical mental retardation. Thus, it became quickly politically incorrect to use the word retarded, even though a richly connoted street definition had developed. Hence it became necessary to use a new word which explicitly references the street meaning and not the medical one.
Alex posted a mirror selfie of himself on Facebook. What a retarted thing to do.
by smaker June 6, 2018
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Retardex

A brand of toothpaste.
Also a new saying toward someone you dislike.
" shut up you retardex "
by mooooooooon November 22, 2009
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Retarded Meatball

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."
by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017
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retarted

me, you and the world its self
hey you act like me FuCkInG rEtArTeD
by thicc mike trade mark June 11, 2018
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Retarded Macerena

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?
by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020
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