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Relay for Life

An overnight fund-raiding event held by the American Cancer Society. Made to raise money towards the cure for cancer. Those that participate donate. Tents are set up throughout a field. Traditions include walking around a track, forming the word "HOPE" using luminaries (can be bought by anyone to devote to a cancer victim they have known), and three ceremonies "Celebrate", "Remember", "Fight Back".

Although a lot of money is usually gathered and it is a touching experience (expect much crying), it is mostly looked forward to by kids due to the hooking up and drugs.

6 PM-10PM: This is the time period where everyone actually has energy. Game of duck, duck, goose held by grown teenagers. Soccer ball passing. Tennis passing. Lacrosse passing. A game of football. A tent with a dvd player playing a horror film.

11PM-3AM: People from where the event is held leave and all that are left are the kids that go to the school the event is being held at. This is the time period where people sneak off and chew their dip and smoke joints. Also the time period for each group to have their own game of truth or dare (beware of many people being dared to put their mouth somewhere on another person)

4AM-12PM: Some guys are fretting that they have not gotten their goal of getting pussy done and therefore confront the first whore they can think of. Open legs. Regret. Passed out kids. Insanely tired people who pulled an all-nighter.
I hooked up with 4 guys at the Relay for Life.
by Keep On the Grass July 22, 2009
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replyhead

Someone who doesnt like to respone to sms's, missed phone calls, msn messages or emails.
Omg i always send her msgs but she never replies, what a replyhead
by mr bruce-martin September 5, 2006
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ARC (Anti-Reply Campaign)

When one is simply too lazy, or feels that they're too cool to write back to ones text message, facebook wall post, or message. Everyone has a few of these people in their lives, and it is time that a stand it taken against this.
Joe: Hey Jimmy, what's been happening? Fancy going out for a few of the coldest cold ones soon or what?

Jimmy:

Joe: Since when were you the president of the ARC?

(ARC (Anti-Reply Campaign))
by montrose_boyz March 14, 2009
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relay fart

When an individual farts and others in the same area begin to fart as well in succession.
Dude...I farted. Then, Joe, Tony, Aaron, and Michael farted too. The whole room smelled of shit! It was a total relay fart...
by Jakeimus November 21, 2006
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relay race

Another sexual term used only by the most extreme fetishists, a relay race is the act of defecating into another person's anus, then they either defecate back into your anus or into the anus of the next person on down the line.
Jorge and Sheila and I ran a mean relay race the other day.

You better be sure to lay off the beans if you want to be in shape for next week's relay race.
by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.
Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.
by sarcastic May 29, 2004
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Replacing the Divot

While hooking up with a girl and attempting to score in her hole, you find that she is very rough down there. In one swift stroke, you rip her pubic hair out and replace the divot in her mouth.
You reach down a girl's pants and find pubic hair. So you rip her pubic hair out and shove it in her mouth ("Replacing the Divot").
by Ginelo September 30, 2006
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