the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable vaginal vibrating and farting.
our assistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old homosexual pervert's social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.
by meat lips 7 October 25, 2009
Get the panic queef mug.When a guy is eating out a girls pussy, she queefs in his mouth and the man holds the queef in his mouth, then with a forward thrusting motion he blows the queef back into her vagina. After the queef has been re-injected he fucks her which in turn makes a farting noise and ultimately re-queefing his lover.
i love to Re-queef
by Professor Masting Cold August 1, 2010
Get the Re-queef mug.A duck queef is a shot that contains ice tea vodka and lemon juice. If you go to a bar and they make you the more popular duck fart you should ask to talk to managment because you clearly said "duck queef." It results in free drinks!
by ColonialMaster October 23, 2011
Get the Duck Queef mug.Someone who looks and acts homosexual, but is not known if he/she really is. Also can take place of overusing the word Douchebag.
by Pingpunk February 21, 2011
Get the Queebag mug.A medley of exquisite French cheese mixed inside a French woman's vagina and eaten at high altitude in either France or Switzerland. See HAM or HAC for more.
by Cats dima bilan February 28, 2014
Get the queef fondue mug.A range of pleasantly sweet through pungently trifling projectile air sourced from an external origin which came to temporary rest within any variety of vaginal depth, preceding its stereotypically inglorious expulsion amidst active precipitous hail.
Cheryl's chilly jaw bone chattered with shiver sparking off the domino rally-esque chain of events flowing pelvically, thus dooming her inadvertent release of a literal queef inhaling... technically speaking of course, considering it was poofed out during a mid winters night storm in Anchorage, Alaska, and this was sadly observed as the element responsible for the disjoin of hands that once connected the nearby glorious christmas caroling group which stood in harmonious unison melodic rhapsody for 19 hours straight, sadly to be heard no more nor ever again.
by NoTitleGiven July 17, 2014
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Damn Sarah let a queef slip during history class and it turned into such a queef bomb that it brought tears to our teachers eyes
by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014
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