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Plan F

this is the girl/guy that you call when you are drunk and horny. You wouldn't have sex with Plan F when you are sober, but you didnt pick up anyone at the bar and cant get ahold of anyone else. Plan F is the person that no matter what time it is, he/she will always let you come over and have your way with them.
GUY1: "Ahh man, I was so wasted last night."
GUY2: "Did you meet up with Kim?"
GUY1: "No, she fell asleep and I couldn't get ahold of any of my other booty calls, so I went to Plan F's house and woke her ass up."
GUY2: "Eww, damn you must have been desparate."
by silkysmooth85 September 21, 2009
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PVA (Plan van Aksie)

An afrikaans (One of South Africa's many official languages) term meaning: Whats the plan of action?
What is your / the "PVA (Plan van Aksie)" for tonight
by blablaness February 5, 2012
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schlieffen plan

The Schlieffen Plan, the German General Staff's overall strategic blueprint for victory on the western front against France in the years up to 1914, takes its name from its author, Alfred Graf von Schlieffen. In essence it envisaged a rapid German mobilisation, disregard of Luxembourg, Belgian and Dutch neutrality, and the overwhelming sweep of German armies through Belgium southwards in the back of the French defences pivoting on weakly-held left-wing positions in the province ofAlsace-Lorraine. Paris was not to be taken but to be by-passed in the east. The plans intention was not to conquer cities or industry in order to weaken the French war efforts - the plan was to capture most of the French army and to force France to surrender. Following the speedy defeat of France, von Schlieffen envisaged switching German concentrations to the Eastern Front.

Schlieffen regularly updated details of his master plan as a labour of love even after his retirement from the General Staff in 1905, but his successor, Helmuth von Moltke (the younger) weakened the plan's execution in 1914 at the beginning of World War I, avoiding invading the Netherlands, weakening the German right wing and maintaining forces in the threatened East Prussia. Stubborn French resistance also contributed to the plan's failure in 1914. However, a modified form of Schlieffen's concept proved effective over the same terrain in the defeat of France in 1940 (Manstein's Sichelschnitt).
If at first you don't succeed, try tray again!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!
by fubsish October 2, 2009
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palani

amazing asian kid with really awesome hair. hilarious and adorable.
Look at that palani.
by james 111111 February 20, 2009
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plan laugh

Referred to in popular American sitcom Friends, in which in one episode Phoebe and Joey concoct an 'evil' plan to get Rachel and Ross back together by setting them both up on terrible dates in the hope that they realise how right they are for one another or something.

But anyway, once they have formed the plan Phoebe points out that this means they can do the plan laugh, which is basically an evil laugh which follows the creation of a good ol' fashioned evil plan. Usually used by villains such as Bond villains etc.

It goes a bit like this, "Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa"
Phoebe: Ooooooh, now we get to do the plan laugh!
Joey: How does that go?
Phoebe: Muahahahahahaaaa
Joey: Oh I get it, wohohohohohooooo...
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan.
by Zelda199 January 14, 2007
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Plan D

A. Condom
B. Morning After
C. Coat Hanger
D. Maury Povich Show
Dude, I used a condom and it broke. We couldn't find a morning after pill or a coat hanger, so we used Plan D. Guess what? I ain't the baby's daddy!
by Sam Foothorn January 3, 2008
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