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Pussy before Wussy

The equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the Bros before Hoes rule.

As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"

Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."

Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."

Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
by Skeever Testicles February 1, 2013
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pussy cobbler

A pristine vagina that tastes so good when you eat it, it gives off the tasty flavor of a cobbler.
Kaela's pussy cobbler was so delicious I just want to eat it all the time!
by Pb13 October 2, 2013
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Pussy piece of shit

A phrase made popular during the public meltdown by John Palmer during the Chicago performance of the Broadway hit musical, Hamilton. Which became a popular meme on the app, iFunny.
I oughta fucking punch your ass, you pussy piece of shit, you pussy piece of shit, you pussy piece of shit.
by Webster Willy February 18, 2019
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Pussy Goggles

When a person acts like T**i acted because of L**a
"FODO-VOS OS CORNOS SE FALAREM MAL DA L**A"-T**I
"Tás majé com Pussy Goggles"- O RESTO
by .xXPUSSYSLAYER69Xx. June 17, 2019
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Pussy pillow

The pillow that you shove between your legs that stops your knees from rubbing together when you go to bed
Ever since I introduced him to the pussy pillow John cannot get a good night's sleep without it.
by ThePussyPillow December 22, 2020
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Pussy stick

X: Is she a smoker?
Y: Does it count if she uses pussy sticks?
by Kaz00 April 16, 2022
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onion pussy

1) a vagina so beautiful it brings tears to your eyes
Ryan: How was last night?
Alex: I'm still emotional. Her onion pussy looks like it was carved by the hand of God Himself.
by Mr. Kocesroh April 16, 2016
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