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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
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fulking puncher man

captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see
omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing
by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022
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Smoke puncher

"When you shake their hand, it feels like you're punching smoke."
"That handshake was so limp, it was like a handshake from a ghost. A real smoke puncher of a person."
by Artias September 20, 2025
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Bin puncher

Someone that randomly thinks he's gala tough but is a wet flannel punches a bin infronto of a group of males he feels inferior in.
"Garry you never just punched that bin? Why would you?"

"No reason English Billy!"

"What a bin puncher you are."
by Megadriveblower March 12, 2025
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Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.
"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019
by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025
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Shuttle Puncher

1. (Noun) a traditional Irish alcoholic beverage which consists of a pint of Guinness stout and a shot of vodka.

2. (Noun) a term used to describe an Irish person who can drink shuttle punchers like there’s no tomorrow
1. I got hammered off shuttle punchers last night and pissed on the floor of Supermacs

2. Seán is a serious shuttle puncher, I’ve seen him down 4 in a row like it was water and try to sleep with his mam 20 minutes later.
by Binocularboy May 23, 2024
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cheese puncher

Cheese Puncher - slang term for a male homosexual . First used on Season 1, Episode 6 of “Ted” (on internet app “ Peacock”).
…”Your son is doesn’t play sports, he’s 16, he’s minty, he picks the egg shells out of the garbage , he’s going to be a cheese puncher.” Ted
by Lawman1646 March 26, 2024
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