sarasota pumpkin

When one guy is giving another guy oral sex while a lit candle is sticking out of his ass.

Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?

by tyler batemen August 9, 2008

Green Pumpkin

when a man doesn't shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. A green pumpkin means having a really stinky ass dick, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. Women get really turned on by green pumpkinised dicks,

-Are you ready Nadasha?

-yes baby did you follow the instructions?

-yea i didn't shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.

by Yacker's Popular Words November 3, 2013

Pumpkin Picking

When something is boring, someone is talking about something no one cares about, or when someone is arguing for no reason. Or bitch just u need to shut up

Bitch you pumpkin picking

by jshoree October 21, 2011

Pumpkin fisting

testing ones strentgh by punching a large pumpkin hard enough to break through esssiantly "fisting" the object in simulation of the fetish sexual act

Dude he was strong enough that he was pumpkin fisting it!

by ghost psalm777 March 21, 2016

Rapid Pumpkin

When a girl gets screwed so quickly("rapidly", if you will), that her vagina gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin.

Cindy: "Oh man, my vag is so sore."

Lisa: "Why?"

Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."

by The Amazing Mr. E August 6, 2008

pumpkin pounder

A person with a redhead fetish.

Q:Did you hear Jenna only has sex with redheaded men?

A: Ya Jenna is a pumpkin pounder bro!

by Pfresh5000 April 17, 2014

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004