Party Pumper

A person who brings hype and enthusiasm to a party, who helps break the ice so partygoers have a good time.

My university's student newspaper always had wanted ads for 'party pumpers' to work at bar/bat mitzvahs getting the kids dancing and enjoying themselves.

by sallyhousecoat February 10, 2012

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

concrete pumper

The act of overcoming constipation.

I ate way to much cheese a few days back, but after an especially challenging concrete pumper, I feel much better now.

by mr. pickles February 6, 2015

Peeler Pumper

Someone who dates or is dating a stripper.

Mike is a peeler pumper

by Netropolis March 18, 2019

throat pumpers

A group of guys who are tight asf and put the throat code before all else. That although there are ups and downs they stick with eachother and provail. Must know all the words to “hey there Delilah”

Oh hey look there’s the throat pumpers.

by Throat pumper 445 September 15, 2019

Proton Pumper

One who proton pumps

Omg Denis I had no idea Devon was a proton pumper

by PumpMASTER3000 October 12, 2021

Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.

Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

by Cigar ass October 7, 2018