Shit Puke

verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. Usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.

(1)My friend Clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. When we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and Shit Puke for the next 2 hours. "Let it Ride."

(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.

by Pooke May 21, 2009

pukek

a sarawak malay slang for cunt. See also 'puki'.

Pukek berbau (Smelly cunt)

by hash January 23, 2004

puki

Tagalog slang for "vagina".

Mabaho ang puki ni Ekasel!

by Anthony d Half PiN0Y! August 28, 2006

pukaki

an action when one man gets buried in sand to his neck and his buddies poop on him.

After his pukaki, Chris washed the feces off his head.

by JS parris December 7, 2003

puking your brains out

A slang phrase referring to nausea of such extreme intensity that the physical act of vomiting "feels" comparable to expelling the contents of your viscera or gray matter (brain).

If you drink too much alcohol, you'll be "puking your brains out" in front of everyone.

by David in California October 24, 2006

Puke-asaurus rex

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.

"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."

by Wwhitn January 22, 2008

Pukka harv

The object of vulgarity.
Something repugnant and morbid.

Frank:*Looks at fat woman* 'EURGH she's a right pukka harv!
Zac: Yeah she's not exactly a FLIRJ

by doolamaquits November 2, 2008