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Puck Slut

Women that find hockey players attractive and because of this perform sexual intercourse with as many players as possible
Wow you really like hockey players you must be a puck slut or something
by Robinhader_0 August 16, 2016
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Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
by Darminator05 April 1, 2025
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puck

A small bluetooth-enabled GPS reciever used to enable otherwise non-location-aware bluetooth-enabled devices (such as cellular phones) to be location-aware.
I bought a puck for my Blackberry Pearl so I can use Google Maps!
by L-geek December 9, 2008
mugGet the puckmug.

PUCKING

URBAN WAY TO ADRESS SOMETHING BORING...
THIS MOVIE IS SO PUCKING BORING...
by AUSTIN TH August 4, 2019
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Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.
We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.
by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022
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Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".
I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.
by RoMoNB July 16, 2024
mugGet the Urinal-Puckedmug.
Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
mugGet the What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?mug.

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