pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pug Dog Thing

I should be doing my homework but i'm writing this instead :)

Wow I love that Pug Dog Thing

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.

"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"

by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021

pug sit

Process of baby sitting a pug or group of pugs for a crazy pug lady.

Can someone please pug sit for me while I'm away?

by TheMan1315 February 25, 2017

Pug

Pug, a slang word originating in the uk, is the congealed discharge from the nose commonly known as snot. It is retrieved by inserting the finger into the nostril and gently scraping the contents out with the fingernail. This is a favourite pastime of children and teenagers who often display it with great pride. It can be eaten as it has quite a pleasant taste (so I’m told). This habit can cause others to express feelings of disgust.

“What’s that on the end of Fred’s finger?”
“Yuck it’s a pug!”
“He’s not going to eat it is he?”
“Yes I think he probably is”

by Serfbord August 18, 2022

like a pug

Pugs are cool

E.g-if someone say to you like a pug you are savage af

That boi- like a pug 🔥✋💢💢bro

Bro-savage af

by Pug boi😂😂👌✋🔥 March 5, 2017