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Powerfling

Powerful, aggressive sexual relations between two individuals lasting for a period of no less than 3 weeks and no longer than 3 months.
"Wow Amy you're absolutely glowing and walking bowlegged, is this new guy the one?"
"He's more like a powerfling, were gonna fuck each other's brains out for a few months and then move on."
by Flound3r Pound3r January 5, 2015
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Power-tanning

In efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high SPF values in order to get a darker skin-color ASAP. This usually means risking a sunburn. However, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.
Girl 1: Hey, you should apply some sunscreen. You're gonna get a sunburn.

Girl 2: That's OK, I'm power-tanning.
by simba_j August 9, 2015
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the power of two

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by qwaziopYT March 26, 2023
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Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.
"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy
by CPT Ron April 30, 2013
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five o'clock power

When a batter is only good during batting practice.
Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.
by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014
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Catra from Shera and The Princess of Power

Catra is one of the main characters of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She is the deuteragonist and a former antagonist. Starting out as a cadet in the Horde, Catra was soon promoted to the rank of Force Captain and eventually served as Hordak's second in command. After the invasion of the Galactic Horde, Catra briefly served as an agent of Horde Prime. After her reform, she became Adora's girlfriend.

She was raised by the dark sorceress Shadow Weaver along side her then best friend Adora. Shadow Weaver was a cruel and unforgiving mother figure, who would often times chastise, taunt, and mock her in front of Adora.
“Hey, do you like Catra from Shera and The Princess of Power?”

“Yes, I comfort her a lot and relate a lot to her trauma.”

Yeah, so did you know that i’m a therap-“
by @luzkinno on Twitter May 23, 2021
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power ranger

A name given to a person, usually a man who is the ultimate wing man. When a person usually male is trying to score with a girl but her friend is ugly the power ranger comes in. The power ranger will have sex with the ugly girl so that his friend can have sex with the hot girl. The term refers to the television show where a group called power rangers kills monster. The friend having sex with the ugly girl is in effect killing the monster. The highest level of power ranger acts alone. Copulating with ugly people for no reason. A true hero for those of us to weak to perform the task.
Hey, the Power Ranger helped me score again!
by Juan John April 19, 2006
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