Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022

protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.

The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.

by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022

Protest

A collective of Karens

Protests are just a bunch of Karens being collectively upset

by Defdude April 21, 2022

Protesters

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!! *SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE NOISES ENSUE*

Hym "Protesters are annoying... That is all."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

home Protesting

protesting at a home football game against something you do not want to happen like the board and the manager staying and avoiding the sack or leaving the club so that is why fans protest at the home games

home protesting including the chants "we want our club back"

by DeebotheGOAT December 6, 2021

Violent Protest in Minneapolis

Is a euphemism for eating out one's ass intensely, referring to the meme of a dude eating out another dude's ass while on the news report about a violent protest in Minneapolis.

"I was with this girl last night and things got hot and heavy. I ended up doing a Violent Protest in Minneapolis to her."

by violentprotestinminneapolis November 6, 2021

Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

by Myersrum February 15, 2022