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Bullet-Proof Nudity

The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.

This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.
After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."
by bbilbo1 March 25, 2010
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the proof is in the pudding

Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.
person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.

person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?

person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding
by skylarskank June 24, 2008
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proof of da troof

Phrase used to describe a factual situation where one is 100% sure they are correct. The proof part is just the evidence that eventually leads to trooF.
Hey Chuck, my nuts are the biggest in da world and I got proof of da trooF.
by ScoshChuck Produck December 29, 2007
mugGet the proof of da troofmug.

80 proof guest

A one night stand that just happened cause you were drunk asf
1: Damn man, I had another 80 proof guest last night at my place.
2: dude you need to stop drinking thst much
by LilMejia March 19, 2018
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Fire-proof Dick

A great invention that allows for guilt-free rawdawgging, fire-proof dick provides men with invisible protection against STD's and pregnancy. *Rarely used
Guy: "Ay Logan you been rawdawggin lately?"
Rawdawg champ: "Pshh what you think mayne?"
Guy: "Good thing you got that fire-proof dick"
Rawdawg champ: "...(smiles)"
Guy: "You didn't use it did you?"
Rawdawg champ: "It takes all the fun out of it. I like having that little 'challenge'.."
by RD champ September 15, 2009
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Bomb-proof horse

A horse that is very well trained and calm, that isn't easily spooked. Term originated for Military horses who must be "bomb-proof" so they don't spook at the sound of a bomb/gun/etc.

Children's riding ponies often must be bomb-proof because kids tend to run and jump and make loud noises--all things that might scare an ordinary horse and cause him to hurt somebody.
My old mare Goldie was a bomb-proof horse-- We could drive the tractor right past her and she wouldn't even flinch!
by WolfPatronus August 28, 2011
mugGet the Bomb-proof horsemug.

pee proof underwear

A stupid ad that popped up while looking for memes
Guy 1: have seen that pee proof underwear ad?
Guy 2: no, but it seems stupid
Guy 1: it is
by Pepe is love, pepe is life January 29, 2017
mugGet the pee proof underwearmug.

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