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professional fat kid

1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.
1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008
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bullshit profession

A paid job, career, area of expertise, or walk of life that is completely useless both to society and to ones self, in any reasonably rational sense.
UFO videographer is the most bullshit profession ever.
by paul andrews September 13, 2006
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Cell Processor

Cell is a microprocessor architecture jointly developed by a Sony, Toshiba, and IBM alliance known as STI.

Cell is a shorthand for Cell Broadband Engine Architecture, commonly abbreviated CBEA in full or Cell BE in part. Cell combines a general-purpose POWER-architecture core of modest performance with streamlined coprocessing elements which greatly accelerate multimedia and vector processing applications, as well as many other forms of dedicated computation.

The major commercial application of Cell is in Sony's upcoming PlayStation 3 game console which is slated to launch in November 2006. It will also become available in a blade configuration from Mercury Computer Systems. Toshiba has announced plans to incorporate Cell in high definition television sets. Exotic features such as the XDR memory subsystem and coherent EIB interconnect appear to position Cell for future applications in the supercomputing space to exploit the Cell processor's prowess in floating point kernels.

Up to Two-Billion calculations a second.

Sources:
--OPM (Official Playstation Magazine)
--Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.org)
Sony will use the cell processor in its next-gen console, the PS3
by Matt McManus June 28, 2006
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proteslave

An intern, but their supervisors call them a "protege" whom they "mentor". Despite being called a protege, they mainly still get grunt work and office slave labor.
Intern: Here are your 3000 photocopies, sir.
Boss: Oh thank you.
*intern leaves*
Boss proudly says to friend: That's my "protege".
Friend: More like your "proteslave".
by iplant October 3, 2008
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professexual

Someone who has a serious tendency to be attracted to authority figures, particularly people in positions of major power like professors, government officials, people who are called professionals everyday. They start off liking them because of the power those people seem to have and gradually it becomes more about the person and less about the power.
Sorry you're just not my type, I'm a professexual.
by pelk8103 July 6, 2011
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prodevelostage

a single software development environment where your project's production, stage and development environments are all one in the same
Our budget for this project is too low so we will have to deploy to a prodevelostage environment.
by Funky By Design December 14, 2011
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Professional vibe

That vibe that only managers and people with positions above them give off that let others know they are in a position of power. This is usually recognized when they check on you for no apparent reason.
"A random employee just randomly asked me if I was doing alright while I was walking to my table. Total professional vibe."
by KanuhaK July 30, 2016
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