Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.

Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof

by ™One December 4, 2018

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pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

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The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

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Hot Press

Definition: The Hot Press or a hot press is when a man rolls his erect penis along the neck of his partner.

Origin: Modern English. Sunday morning after night of ghost hunting, wife advised her neck was sore, when husband replied, would you like a hot press?

Honey, my neck hurts, will you give me the hot press, please?

by Heat Seeker October 21, 2018

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Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles

Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger

by Maximus February 19, 2003

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Freedom of the Press

The ability to print, publish, or post, via electronic or non-electronic methods, private or public, without infringement, restriction, or repercussions of any sort, regardless of damage caused.

The president is often at war with the freedom of the press to control his country.

by The Democratic Encyclopedia October 21, 2013

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