Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015

Het-a-poof

Heterosexual male equivalent to fag-bangle. IE. A straight man who hangs out with gays and provides 'het-help', like opening jars, chopping wood, or lighting barbecues.

"Dude is Joe a faggot now? He's been around those Ket-a-poofs a hell of a lot"

"Nah man he's just their Het-a-poof"

"Fuck that's gay"

by James St. Jones July 27, 2007

poofy poof

A large poof of hair on top of someones head.

Yo Fergie has the biggest poofy poof ever.
Did you see that girls poofy poof, its higher then the ceiling.

by Poof expert November 7, 2007

poon poof

The expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse. A vaginal fart. More commonly known as a queef.

No joke, when I pulled out, she poon poofed for literally 5 seconds.

by HEINS 57 June 30, 2011

Poof Pop

Colloquilism: For Alcopop. Used To descripe A sugary drink with a low alcohol content when it is being drunk by men. Called so because it is assumed a man drinking this drink is a Poof due to the assumption that they can't handle a real drink.

"What are you drinking Poof Pops for?"

by Leigh Edwards February 12, 2006

Deer Poof

The poop of a mammel that has hoofs, the males have antlers, and belongs to the family Cervidae.

My dog eats deer poof.

by Krista November 30, 2004

Coochie Poof

When a lady has an over-sized pubic bush and is visible through their bathing suit bottoms and/or underwear

That fat lady over there has a coochie poof.

by d@v!d June 3, 2008