boxer poof 

Boxer poof occurs when your pants are ridding low thus forcing you to pull them up which results in you pulling up your boxers as well. After several repeats, you end up with a poof from your boxers.

That thug's got boxer poof.

boxer poof by ultcraka January 23, 2011

Bitch Poof 

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

Bitch Poof by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

crack!damn!poof! 

what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)

See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"

crack!damn!poof! by tonkchump September 22, 2005

Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.

"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"

Goat Mouthed Poof by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006

cheesy poof 

a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!

I want my Cheesy Poofs!!!-cartman

cheesy poof by suckafish March 14, 2004

Food poof

A vegetarian, a vegan, a herbivore, someone who does not eat meat.

"Do you have any special dietary requirements?"
"Yes. I'm a food poof."

Food poof by ginger joe January 4, 2008

love poof 

A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging bra or similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs" peeking over the top of said undergarment.

I like to have a little love poof on the first date.

love poof by Rainbow Coloured Llama December 16, 2008