Pokemon

Hate it. everyone should. Same for Star Wars.

No example, let's make the definition of pokemon fast and gripping.

by Let'sKeepPokemonOutOfThis November 7, 2011

pokemon

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Usually a shaven one, as it's seemingly more child-like when shaven, as such. Usually a term used between men who are discussing 'capturing a pokemon', by taking a photograph, to show the friend later, although can be used between a hetersexual couple when a man is asking the woman when he will be able to 'catch her pokemon' again.

Buddy #1: 'Heard you tagged that blond-ho that was sittin' at the end of the bar last night, dude'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, tasty pie on that one, a hairless-hole.'
Buddy #1: 'You capture that pokemon for me, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Sure did, total dolphin-blonde, my brother, wanna' gander?'
Buddy #1: 'Does shit come out brown? Hells yeah!'

by coozehound72 August 18, 2010

Pokemon

Originally a Japanese TV show, Pokemon was quickly made into a game for Gameboy. It then spread to the US, of course cutting out the violence and mature themes, and was swallowed goddamn it screw this

god...DAMMIT!!!!!! "there's someone in my head but it's not me"

by screw you, your, mom, and above anyone else to screw, screw YOU! July 24, 2008

Pokemon

An awesome game using strategy to defeat, and best Pokémon Trainer you can be. It uses creatures based on animals with special abilties. The objective in most Pokémon games is to strive to the strongest trainer, defeat the Gym Leader, Defeat the Elite 4, Defeat the Champion, (this making you the champion) and finally Complete the Pokedex (a machine records Pokémon information.) Also consists of many Generations of Pokemon!

"Today I will every Pokemon!"

by YT-NarutoKakashi March 2, 2017

pokemon

anime ever and pocket monsters

go pokemon

by dukeykid900 February 1, 2018

Pokemon

A bunch of 10 year old kids capturing innocent animals with magic powers and forcing them to fight each other

ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT

by BOB>com November 29, 2018

Pokemon

Enslaved creatures beat into submission by trainers.

Ash: Let's have a Pokemon battle I'll use Pikachu

Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .

Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100

Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS

Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this

Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!

by Pokemon battles May 23, 2019