2 pints

Have you listened to 2 pints?
by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021
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Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights
Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.
by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025
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pint of numbers

Term used for a pint of kronenburg 1664
I’ll have a pint of numbers
by Midnight barber December 9, 2022
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Pint dweller

A distinctly inner north of Melbourne phenomenon, a pint dweller is a guy who only would ever get a pint. He has been in multiple bands and possibly been a sound guy. He will wax lyrical about how shit the Naarm scene has become. Your typical pint dweller is wearing a local band merch t shirt that doesn’t quite fit and hugs his growing paunch. He doesn’t respect rules around non smoking areas in venues. He leaves behind a string of relationships with women who thought they could help him clean up his act. He likely has a vitamin deficiency. Legendary scenester or hopeless villain? You decide.
“Don’t you know that pint dweller having an ciggie outside the Tote?”
by Pint_Dweller_69 January 23, 2024
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Piss Pint

A drinking game created in the United Kingdom, whilst its origin is somewhat unknown, the rules of the game are simple.

On a night out with the lads, the first person who needs to break the seal (first piss of the night), must fill a pint glass with their piss and then chug it.
Lad 1: We playing Piss Pint tonight, lads?
Lad 2: Aye.
Lad 3: Aw shit, I'm busting already.
Lad 4: Chug it down sunshine!
by Maykko May 30, 2024
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Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.
No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints
by Lynny79 August 14, 2023
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Pint

A traditional English euphemism for one's penis (or the penis of one's friend).
I wish there were more opportunities to watch Morris Dancing. Preferably with pint in hand.
by stubags January 9, 2017
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