pigeon cow

The sacred and holiest idol known to man, with the head and wings of a pigeon, the body of a cow. The pigeon cow is the big brother of the chicken cow, but unlike the chicken cow who comes out in the cold only to bite you on your ass, the pigeon cow will stubbornly stomp you into the pavement, take your wallet, and bill you child support for the next eighteen years.

It's Saturday night and all the hotties are at the bar, just watch out for the pigeon cow.

by Les Bleuballes December 21, 2004

pigeon slap

lower than bitch slap. disrespect someone by slowly swiping your hand downwards across there eye and cheek.

addie was totally pissing rick off, so he pigeon slapped her sorry ass!!

"yo! don't make me pigeon slap you mother fucker!"

by dubno October 20, 2005

Speccy Pigeon

A person who has similar features to a pigeon and he/she wears glasses/

Boy: Hey Look at that Speccy pigeon

Speccy Pigeon: Leave me alone ginger

Boy: Piss off Lewis you speccy pigeon

by Wanky Fucker December 15, 2010

pigeon neck

Getting your dick sucked by a female.

"Hey girl, whats good with that pigeon neck?"

by BECH July 23, 2006

Pigeon Eating

The act of tearing off little pieces of bread with your fingers and eating it like pigeons do.

Robert stop playing with you're food, it looks like you're pigeon eating.

by HamiltonSweets February 4, 2013

funky pigeon

An immense human being, that can work out the age of the Universe and has such an amazing beard, that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is such a funky pigeon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

floppy pigeon

Sending a floppy disk by carrier pigeon.

The data center was down so we were forced to send all executive summary reports by floppy pigeon.

by JSwan121 September 11, 2015