Ass Physics

No ass is flat or small if there is enough to jiggle- Sir Isaac Newton

Becky- My ass is small...
Tim- According to the laws of Ass physics; it jiggles so it is not small

by Jack Danniells October 15, 2020

physical change

A change of matter from one form to another without a change in chemical properties

The ball has no physical change

by Brad Magness July 11, 2016

physical brother

Specifically refers to a biological brother, as opposed to the slang meaning of brother (which does not imply recent common ancestry)

And my physical brother Devon, you're still in here, baby.

by beantownguy80 June 15, 2011

Troll physics

sciense of troll

step one: cover your self in oil
step two: wait for rain
step three : walk out
step four: f̵̧̡̝̮̙̳̩͓̤̣̊͆̀̎̾̈́̿̆̄̏̈́̉̾̾͒͊l̴̢̟̞͖̻̑͆̾̄͘y̵̨̛̛̗̱̮̝̻̼͒̀͂͛̆͘͜͝͝͠
Troll physics bitch

by mexicanfoxnigga April 14, 2021

Physics Explosion

A glitch, most commonly found on simulations, where the game's physics fail to render and produce funny results.

The most notable funny physics explosions are on the virtual game known as ROBLOX, but are known as the "hinge spasms". If it occurs on a vehicle, you might as well pronounce it as totaled.

by Sheriff's Deputy Rick Grimes April 12, 2015

Canadian Physics

n. The term given when an object behaves in a manner totally different than one would expect from standard physics. Usually used in sports contexts.

I was ready to crush his return, but the ball took the weirdest bounce off the wall. It was like he used Canadian physics.

by Dextrocardia November 11, 2008

physically stupid

abby a blonde girl who s annoying

Man Abby you are the definition of physically stupid.

by Dr. Y. Bones December 13, 2017