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Peacocking

Trying to impress someone by being intentionally more flashy than normal.
This everyday pick-up going isn't cutting it anymore, we're going to have to go peacocking if we want any game.

We need to go out peacocking and pick up some hoes.
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Peacock Middle School

Smelly ass school in Itasca, Illinois better known as Whitasca, Illinois with the population being 100% white people. The kids here have e-bikes, e-scooters, and are republicans. The kids are molesters and the teachers are rapists. Teachers are sexist to boys to an unfathomable level and the girls are given the rights to complete freedom. Not to mention the kids get shorter and shorter each year leaving the average height of the starting basketball team which is NO CUT to 4'10, while the taller kids choose band or choir. The tech admins have no life and ban every actual good website. Everyone here is either super chill or SUPER gay.
"Woah look at the 4'10 gay kid on an ebike, he must go to Peacock Middle School"
OR
"Bro this shit sucks its so pms(peacock middle school)"
by ITASCA-IL-1234 July 27, 2025
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Peacock Man

A peacock or peacock man, is a very flamboyant and extravagant yet heterosexual men.

They dress in very flashy, colorful, designer style clothing, and are generally more well-kept than the average man.

Similar to the male peacock bird, this way of dress and lifestyle is sometimes done to attract the opposite sex, as peacock men are usually players and in direct competition with other men for potential mates. As a result, they need a way to stand out through expensive, maximalist clothing, a highly extroverted, ego driven personality, and articulate way of speech that attracts women of a similar lifestyle.

*Just like any other subculture, it's not only a way of dress but a different state of mind.
"Wow, when David's in the room all eyes are on him. The men, the women, everybody can't get enough of this guy!"

"He's a peacock man, those dudes manage to swoon almost anyone into liking them and doing what they want for them."
by Afro-Chan September 26, 2023
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peacock

peacock is a human in girl form. if you call her peacock at the start she can be an upset hipster whos only intention to play with creamed landon's, but eventually she will warm up to it and begin to call you by a bird. but whatever you do under any circumstances DO NOT call her baby peacock. peacock got claws and shes not afraid to bite.
PEACOCK
by karma1989 November 13, 2023
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car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.
"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."
by LouieFerook April 2, 2016
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Lauren Peacock

Biggest Hoe In chadwell Heath she often smokes cannabis and sucks on mandems dicks
Lauren Peacock is a hoe, her best friend benèt is a grey ting.
by Pseudonym00000000 October 15, 2020
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Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."
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